This shall not be a long post....i just wanted to pay tribute to one of my dearest friends, my confidante, my pal..my beard.
I will miss you buddy and im truly sorry it had to end as violently as it did, it just got to the point where enough was enough. You had plans i know but i didn't see myself fitting into them, i needed a new look. Fear not though, your legacy will live on. Im confident your children will one day grow up and become fine beards, beards that even Gandalf would be proud of...
If they don't, they know what will happen to them. RIP
Im calling June the 15th 'Touch a Beard Day' in rememberance of my fallen comrade :/